Tired of Housework? How to Clean the House 101

1. Check out www.flylady.net
2. Tell the kids that the President is coming for dinner
3. Invite ROYALTY for dinner
4. Do the 27 Fling Boogie www.flylady.net
5. http://thoushaltclean.com/category/cleaning-humor/
6. Have an auction sale while your spouse is at work
7. Sell the house as ‘fully furnished’
8. Let your toddler use the permanent marker
9. Discard everything that your toddler draws,writes, or colors on
10. Buy a pygmy goat; they eat everything
11. Repeat the mantra: You don’t shovel until it’s done snowing… you don’t shovel until it’s done snowing…..you
12. Give your toys and gadgets away, have your kids buy ’em back
13. Invite a kleptomaniac over for dinner
14. See the play below for inspiration: http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2007/oct/04/mess-appeal/
15. Put a Home Depot sign on your lawn and put stickers all over your furniture and power tools
16. After you are done mowing and mulching, open up the front door and continue on your way inside
17. Eat, nap and play at the neighbor’s house, go home at midnight, wake up at 5:30 am and repeat
18. Welcome the vacuum cleaner sales person in and keep telling her/him, «What else can it do for me?» «Can it do THIS?» «Can it do THAT?» «Show me!»
19. Invite the Jehovah’s Witnesses inside to sort socks and underwear
20. Invite the local dumpster divers over for a bar-b-que and put ‘make an offer’ signs on things you don’t like