- Check out www.flylady.net
- Tell the kids that the President is coming for dinner
- Invite ROYALTY for dinner
- Do the 27 Fling Boogie www.flylady.net
- http://thoushaltclean.com/category/cleaning-humor/
- Have an auction sale while your spouse is at work
- Sell the house as ‘fully furnished’
- Let your toddler use the permanent marker
- Discard everything that your toddler draws,writes, or colors on
- Buy a pygmy goat; they eat everything
- Repeat the mantra: You don’t shovel until it’s done snowing… you don’t shovel until it’s done snowing…..you
- Give your toys and gadgets away, have your kids buy ’em back
- Invite a kleptomaniac over for dinner
- See the play below for inspiration: http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2007/oct/04/mess-appeal/
- Put a Home Depot sign on your lawn and put stickers all over your furniture and power tools
- After you are done mowing and mulching, open up the front door and continue on your way inside
- Eat, nap and play at the neighbor’s house, go home at midnight, wake up at 5:30 am and repeat
- Welcome the vacuum cleaner sales person in and keep telling her/him, «What else can it do for me?» «Can it do THIS?» «Can it do THAT?» «Show me!»
- Invite the Jehovah’s Witnesses inside to sort socks and underwear
- Invite the local dumpster divers over for a bar-b-que and put ‘make an offer’ signs on things you don’t like
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