It’s All About Laundry

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I went to bed last night snuggled up next to my favorite cuddle-bug.

If my dreams were clouds, then the clouds that I was seeing were

baskets and baskets of laundry. I went to bed knowing that my

laundry would greet me in the morning. Of and on throughout

the night, I would wake up and ponder over the question, “What to

do with all of these clothes?” O.K. Desperation is the mother of

invention, I am told. Here it goes:

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Note: I have a sense of humor. I am not totally serious.

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1. Leave my church family and join a nudist colony.

2. Donate my ‘extra’ laundry to a farm that has free range pigs.

3. Get a case of my favorite color and dye ALL of my clothes one color.

4. Place everything in a garbage bag and send it to my parents.* I love you, Mom!

5. Donate all of the laundry to the local thrift store and go shopping.

6. Buy some colorful pillow cases with zippers. Hide the laundry.

7. Pile everything into the trunk of my 1987 Buick Le Sabre and drive fast.

8. Fill eight boxes with laundry, place on the curb, and write on the boxes. FREE!

9. Take your extra clothing and sew a tee pee. Buy some 20 foot poles at Home Depot.

10. Just fold it.

*I know someone who actually did this at the end of each college semester. She is

a veterinarian.

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I have decided that I just need to fold it.

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Sandy S Zoo

www.cottoncandycloud.wordpress.com

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I drive a van.

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